The Theory

According to classified documents that my friend told me about, a couple years ago Cosby took a trip to Australia. Guess where the Cosby Sweaters are made? Yup...Australia. I think. It could be New Zealand too...but their corporate offices are in Australia. And I guess, according to my friend AND his friend from work (they worked for LAX airport) Cosby came back from his trip with several, several boxes. wow. I bet sweaters were in there. from this evidence, as well as from bits and pieces i've made up, I've come up with the theory: Tommy Hilfiger, clothing designer and known enemy of the black race, threatened Cosby's life and told him to kill the popularity of The Cosby Sweater...or he'd kill Cosby.

Bill stops wearing the sweaters on the show, but nothing, i mean nothing, can stop the steamroller that is The cosby sweater. So Hilfiger funded The simpsons, which killed The Cosby Show's ratings. Hilfiger tells Cosby "Don't wear those sweaters in public, or you'll end up like Thelma and Louise. Dead, on the bottom of a cliff." Bill stops wearing the sweaters in public and without the core support, the popularity of the cosby sweater slowly dies away.

Maybe with the truth exposed, Bill can crack open his closet, take a deep breath, walk inside and emerge with handfuls of Cosby Sweaters. I only made this site so that Bill can wear his sweaters again. That being said, please buy some T shirts...

Bill Cosby in a Sweater